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Who Keeps This Journal

A small desk of readers who got tired of paying for adjectives.

Zompliboardtall began as a notebook: ingredient lists copied from jars, annotated in red, compared across price points. It became a journal because the notes kept answering the same questions friends asked — is this worth it, does this work, can I use it with that?

The desk is run by Zompliboardtall Editorial Ltd in London. Our contributors have backgrounds in cosmetic formulation, pharmacy and science writing. We do not diagnose or treat; for skin conditions, a dermatologist or pharmacist is the right person to ask.

“We describe what is in the bottle. What you do with that is entirely yours.”

How we work

Nothing to sell you

We carry no advertising, no affiliate links and no sponsored posts. We do not accept free product, travel or payment from brands or ingredient suppliers. The site is funded by its editors. If that ever changes, this page will say so first.

Macro view of a laboratory pipette tip touching a small sample of white cream on a glass slide
Reading formulas the way a lab would

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